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Joke of the Day
"My new thesaurus is terrible in fact I'd go as far to say that it's terrible"
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"Selling a vacuum has to be nearly impossible. They all suck."
"What happens when you try to eat a fist full of rice? YOU GET KNOCKED OUT!!!"
"Fish Joke of the Day I want to krill myself."
"I'm not sure what I did wrong but the pile of LEGOs left on the bath mat while I was in the shower seems like some kind of threat."
"Did you hear about the magician who could make a full breakfast appear out of nowhere? He has some Trix up his sleeves. :D"
"What is faster than silver surfer? Quicksilver Surfer! :D"
"What did Beethoven do when he died? Decompose."
"My friend told me Kanye West was the next John Lennon I replied ""Then I'll be the next Mark David Chapman"""
"Donald Trump used to enjoy having first wife Ivana.... sit on his knees so he could raise and lower her. Guess not the first time he bounced a Czech."