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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you try to eat a fist full of rice? YOU GET KNOCKED OUT!!!"
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"What's a telemarketer's favourite element? Scamdium."
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"What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus."
"I was so happy to hear Apple added a new camera feature.. With the addition of panorama I can finally send dick pics to my ex wife!!"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked"
"What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice."
"HUH? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'"
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