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Joke of the Day

"Fish Joke of the Day I want to krill myself."

"I came home from work early today and caught my daughter masturbating with a cucumber ""That's disgusting"" I said, ""I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."""

"If Hide and Seek was created by the Arabs... It would be called Hide and Sheikh"

"Did you hear about the guy who killed the sphinx? i hear he's one bad-ass motherfucker..."

"71-yr-old Jimmy Page is dating a 25-yr-old. The age difference may seem huge now, but it won't be as big a deal when she's 28 and he's dead."

"Made this up at lunch So a man robs a bank with a condom on his head. He then yells: ""This is a Stick-Up!"""

"My girlfriend stormed into the room. ""Why is there lipstick on your collar?"" she yelled. ""It's part of the design,"" I said, opening up my wardrobe, ""Look, I have the entire collection."""

"Just once I want to wake up to something exciting. *Wakes up next to spider crawling on pillow."

"[cops knock on my door] ""Sir?"" ""Nobody's home."" ""Who said that then?"" ""My dog."" ""Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"""

"So a redditor was on a date with his girlfriend..."