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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure what I did wrong but the pile of LEGOs left on the bath mat while I was in the shower seems like some kind of threat."

"I'm not looking at your ass, I'm admiring your back pocket."

"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"

"My Friend is too smart My Friend said that Onion is the only food that can make You cry. I threw a Coconut at his nose. I know I am smart :D."

"People are smoking weed today They all think that today is 4/20, too."

"I don't drink about you anymore."

"Doctor said getting some natural light would help with my depression. Now I'm depressed *and* hung over."

"What do you call disabled people that follow politics? A special interest group."

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."

"What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally? A [sic] joke"