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Joke of the Day

"Why is golf named ""golf""? Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to /u/bonerfar... this now makes sense...)"

"What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard? The space bar"

"I don't normally pisses off anyone on reddit. But when i do [deleted]"

"What did the wife say after she got caught having sex with his husband's best friend while watching Toy Story... ~You got a friend in me~"

"Why do Catholics not fight during church? Because Mass-Debating is wrong (read it out loud)"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? (None, they just beat the room for being black)"

"911 what is your emergency? Me: ""My 6 year old hasn't stopped talking since he got home"" 911: ""stay calm ma.. Me: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING"

"I heard someone say their podcast was on ""hiatus"", guess that sounds better than ""my mom took away my laptop""."

"If you want to know who is really man's best friend, Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you."

"Studies show that Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee have an obesity rate of over 30%. Maybe they'll change their name from the Bible Belt to the Loosened Belt."