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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, all the grils have fled, so with [this](http://i.imgur.com/jKdoV69.jpg) I'll just have to make do."

"If your girlfriend offers to make you breakfast at 2 AM. She's probably not your girlfriend and your just drunk at Denny's again."

"What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to bring the flowers."

"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Mines made of mammary foam"

"What's the difference between a dog and a cat? If a cat were big enough it would eat you."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He still had his dick in the chicken"

"A man walks into a bar He says ""ouch!"""

"Them: We're concerned about you. We think you're a Black Widow [offers me cake & coffee] Me: No thanks. I'm trying not to eat between males"

"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."

"""I drive like lightening."" ""You drive fast?"" ""No. I hit trees."""