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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of drunken noodles? Soba noodles!"
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"Text ""SAVEUTAH"" to 90999 and get Gary Coleman shipped to the millions in Haiti presently living without Gary Coleman."
"I came home from work and finally caught the filthy bitch red handed. So I asked my daughter to please wash her hands if she masturbates on her period."
"sorry ladies, just changed my Facebook relationship status from ""Single"" to ""Costco Member"""
"I told my neighbor with a cute daughter this joke today and it's killing him. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at 'C'"
"What's better than winning the WNBA Championship? Taking a piss without sitting down."
"Where does big-foot keep his genitals? In his sascrotch!"
"Did you hear about the wooden horse? Wooden poop."
"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"
"[at my intervention] mom: some of us feel uncomfortable with your pinned tweet"