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Joke of the Day

"What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax."

"""Come as you are. As you were. As I want you to be."" ~ Kurt Cobain, confusing party coordinator"

"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""

"My son went over to a friend's house & his Mom asked when we wanted him home. From her expression I think she was expecting a time, not day."

"My dream car is just Shaq dressed like a fireman carrying me everywhere like he just rescued me from a burning building"

"How do you make an ant huge Add ""eleph"""

"Somewhere, someplace, there's a hole in the world & inside it there's a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can't find."

"World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"I HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes. me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT..Etc."

"If looks could kill, I'd still use a baseball bat."