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Joke of the Day

"Whats white and likes to shoot? Kevin Nash"

"Instagram now has video! I'm going to film the hell out of this salad!"

"When someone tell me , ""long time no see"" i usually reply, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""

"My dad beat my brother when he showed him his report card. So, I gave my report card to my mother. Let her take the beating."

"I hate it when homeless shake their cups with change in them I know you have more money than me, stop showing off."

"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."

"What do you call a Black-Asian? Hung"

"My math teacher thinks he is the mathsia... and that he has come to save us from our sines."

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working I'm going to my mum's house."" So, I opened the fridge's door, the light came on and the juice was cold. - What the hell did she mean?"

"I heard there were shenanigans in Iowa last week Apparently it was Hillary's cock and Bernie's ass."