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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the med student caught picking up hookers? He claimed he was studying whore moans."

"Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens."

"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."

"I was once blind for a couple of years... It was a very dark time in my life."

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office with nothing but saran wrap on. Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""

"Early reports say Robin Williams died from arson.... But I Doubtfire."

"a sphincter says what? pants up, dont poop."

"Have you heard the one about the butter? Nah, you'll just spread it around."

"Tried seducing my wife with a 'lil strip tease. She said it was going well right up until I got naked and spread my butt cheeks in her face."

"My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister.."