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Joke of the Day
"You know what doesn't cry? Birth control"
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"They found horse meat in food in the U.K. ... ... and horse piss in the beer in the U.S."
"Hey, strippers named ""Elantra"". It's too late to grow some self respect but at least read Car and Driver before picking a name."
"The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."
"I haven't showered since last year. It's still 2014, right?"
"I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast."
"What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside? ""Shomething'sh Amish..."""
"Where is the best place to eat on a leap day? IHOP"
"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."
"What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist? Willing suspension of disbelief."