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Joke of the Day

"PSA: This year, lets refrain from the 'I haven't taken a shower since last year!' jokes. Please and thank you."

"I used to work in a helium factory... But I left, because I didn't like the way they spoke to me... [Read the second part with a helium voice.]"

"me: this MAN thinks he's ENTITLED to my time! hey buddy i don't OWE you anything!! my boss: do you...know how jobs work"

"I have an archaeology exam tomorrow And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way... My future's in ruins."

"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""

"What do you call a Mexican Girl with no legs? *cunts*-*way*-*low*"

"Polish Joke anyone? Knock, knock. Who's there? A Polish burgular."

"He's an Investor by day and a Porn Star by night, what's his stage name? Gold man sacks"

"Why was the broom late to the meeting? It over swept"

"What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity? ||Islam|| ||Christianity|| sin** **n**"