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Joke of the Day
"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""
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"This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash."
"Everyone else gauges how productive their week is by how little time they had for Twitter too, right?"
"Linguistic studies have shown results about drivers of east asian cars... It is proven that a large number of Hyundai owners have an accent."
"What do you call a door with no legs? A door."
"*after 7 hours in a Chinese restaurant* Me to waiter: ""Actually, do you think I could have a fork?"""
"What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? A running joke."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? (FIXED) He's black, it shouldn't be that hard."
"What has wings a long tail and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!"
"Racial issues in America are very complex They're not just black and white"