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Joke of the Day
"Why was the broom late to the meeting? It over swept"
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"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied."
"Why did the germ cross the microscope To get to the other slide"
"If anti-gays want to stop gay sex... They should encourage gay marriage."
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? (OFFENSIVE) Two in the front, 3 in the back, six million in the ash tray."
"What do you call a cold hotdog? A cold-dog"
"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is on the front page! Final Final Edit: Titty sprinkles"
"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash."
"I have a tendency to run around naked... So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking."
"Don't drink and drive. Unless you can totally handle it and people need to relax because you're fine."