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Joke of the Day

"Lois: ""I saw Batman yesterday. He's put on a lot of weight"" Clark: *lowers glasses* ""More like Fat- Lois: ""Oh my god it's Superman"""

"i m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don t know y DDD"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot"

"A penny fell out of my pocket So I left it thinking ""I just raised their property value."""

"Why is there no market for white tires? Because black tires makes your car run faster"

"I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers."

"[NSFW] My favorite sex act is the JFK... I love blowing my man's head off."

"My penis is only a fraction of an inch... Thirty three thirds."

"This day is medieval... Because it's a dragon."

"More Wisdom from Confucius Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, usually wakes up with stinky fingers. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."