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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no market for white tires? Because black tires makes your car run faster"
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"There's a thin line distinguishing ""Heroes"" from ""Herpes"""
"What did saitama draw with a pen and a ruler One punchline"
"Should I buy a new pair of sunglasses or just leave $60 in a restaurant?"
"I could get hit and killed by a truck right in front of him and my dentist would still find a way to blame it on the fact that I don't floss"
"My mom has a habit of replying my texts with NOTED Me:I love you Mom: NOTED Me:Rebels have come and abducted your husband Mom: NOTED"
"I have but one question Why did curiousity kill the cat?"
"""If you woke up with your pants at your ankles and your ass covered in vasoline, would you tell anybody?"" Guy #2: ""No."" Guy #1: ""Just wondering.... Wanna go camping?"""
"Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!"
"I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can't wait till they see it"