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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no market for white tires? Because black tires makes your car run faster"
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"What is Lil Wayne's favorite food? Caesar salad"
"What does Trumps Hair and a Thong have in common..? They both barely cover the asshole."
"I wonder how much more I would have time to accomplish in my life if hotel lamp switches were always in the same place."
"*deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes*"
"The secret to making a good egg is the way you ap-poach it. *a man in the audience has a stroke and dies from being so angry at this joke*"
"Calling 911 Hello 911 I'd like to report murder, this bitch killed my vibe"
"What did the bra say to the hat? Go on ahead I'll give these two a lift"
"How do you know when sex with a blonde is over? The car light comes on"
"I need a bed that pops me out like a toaster."