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Joke of the Day
"I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive."
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"Male secretary : ""Feel free to use my dictaphone."" New blonde employee : ""No thanks I'll just use my finger like everyone else."""
"Pregnancy tests in movies are so weird... She hands him the test and he stands there holding this stick of pee like it isn't a stick of pee"
"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."
"Knock Knock...Who's there? HIPPA...HIPPA Who?...Sorry, Can't tell you."
"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what students are for."
"I've perfected an AI as a substitute to a girlfriend. Every time I try to turn it on I get the silent treatment and there are no output to tell me what's wrong."
"I accidentally arrived at work five minutes early today. Speeding CAN be dangerous, kids."
"Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product... ...and call it ""Jingle Bell Rock."""
"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"