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Joke of the Day
"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."
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"My Girlfriend wanted me to give her anal. I said fuck that shit."
"is there a subreddit for paranoid people ? if so, how do I know it's real ?"
"Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he could ""get a long little doggy""."
"I called the Muslim suicide hotline but they kept asking me if I can fly a plane."
"""Did you hear? Grandpa got burnt the other day."" ""How badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium."""
"Hey baby, are you an oven? Because you've had a lot of Jews inside of you."
"Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first."
"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance: the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning."
"The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium... ...And proclaimed ""This will not stand!"""