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Joke of the Day
"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what students are for."
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"I learned from 'The Exorcist' That when it comes to souls, possession is 9/10 of the law. Changed slightly from a comment made by /u/boobiesucker"
"The next President of the United States. The joke is in the title , but it makes me cry."
"So with the iPhone 6S coming out... I'm guessing it will be a huge 6-s."
"""I don't get the fuss about Ronda, I've knocked out plenty of girls"", Cosby states."
"what's black and white and red all over? interracial couple losing virginity"
"Stopped drinking coffee 3 days ago, and feel less and less addicted to caffeine with every new cup of my own pee."
"Life Advice Always keep your words soft and sweet - In case you have to eat them later."
"Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased."
"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres."