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"What do you call a prostitute that has been kidnapped? A whorestage"
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"What does an Arab say after losing his virginity? Good goat!"
"Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes? In the Walken closet."
"Never test the depth of the water with both feet."
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"Mrs. Smith: Help me doctor! My son John swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!"
"Hey, people ""liking"" Walmart on Facebook - you OK?"
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