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Joke of the Day

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"A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit."

"When I grow up, I want to spend 1/3 of my life sleeping, 1/3 staring at a computer in a tiny cubicle and 1/3 hating myself. (realistic kid)"

"What is a pirate's favorite drink? The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)"

"Whenever somebody says ""it removes the toxins from your body"" I know that they are dumber than me"

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great quote... ... but it is not the best way to tell your kid that he's adopted."

"What position makes the ugliest children? Ask your parents"

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are AT A Restaurant On The Border Mexican Grill"

"Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."

"My wife was buried after her death. Also, during and right before."