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Joke of the Day
"What does an Arab say after losing his virginity? Good goat!"
Next Joke
"Just confused cereal with rat poison...I don't know if to wait till I'm sober to do something about it or not?"
"Me: [in bathroom] 7yo: [knocks] MOMMY? Me: Yeah pal 7: IT'S ME Me: I know 7: YOUR SON Me: Knew that too"
"What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts? De mentor."
"Knock knock. The game."
"I have decided to become a dolphin... It is my true porpoise in life"
"Amazingly, over half a million people showed up for Obama's inauguration ceremony, and only 8 missed work."
"Knock knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?"
"If I knit you a sweater, Computer, will you stop freezing?"
"My OCD requires me to slit the throats of people who sing Christmas songs to themselves out loud in quiet workplaces. The Cops understand."