1407

Joke of the Day

"What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking. I'll let myself out."

"Deodorant? I've never needed to buy any. People just give it me. Complete strangers sometimes"

"Never trust a fart... You never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to."

"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."

"Everbody but Messi got a blowjob after the game cuz his dick was messi"

"What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? Triggernometry"

"Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? Robbin' hood"

"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""

"Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar. The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar. The bar blinks out of existence. God is dead."

"At Toys R Us: TRU: Yessir? Me: I want a light saber. TRU: We have basic to advanced, how old is your grandson? Me: 40ish"