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Joke of the Day
"I've successfully made a time machine Thank you kind stranger for giving me gold"
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"Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja. The first says, ""Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."" The second ninja says, ""Shuriken."""
"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club... I'll see myself out."
"""got you by the balls""... classic reference to the type of situation where someone is holding your balls and you can't jump around too much."
"Why was six afraid of seven Because seven was a registered six offender"
"My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents"
"I don't really like ""your mum"" jokes because they're a lot like your mum. They're really easy to do."
"I want to make a joke about my eye doctor. But it sounded very cornea."
"Genie: what is your first wish Joe: i want to be rich Genie: granted. and what is your second wish Rich: i want lots of money"