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Joke of the Day

"At Toys R Us: TRU: Yessir? Me: I want a light saber. TRU: We have basic to advanced, how old is your grandson? Me: 40ish"

"heres a knock knock joke for you knocks nock nock. whos there dickey doo dickey doo who ya stomach sticks out further than ya dickey doo"

"Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be 'Officer! That's him over there'... It gave me my sprinter's physique."

"Why Kobe's Still Married Kobe: What do you want for your birthday this year? Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring."

"Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets ? To run his hands through his hair."

"in the middle east you can't drink But you can get stoned For drinking"

"Don't ever ask a burrito if you should eat it, it will always say no, because burritos are really smart."

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me there's something that smells."

"Two chemists went into a bar The first one said to the bartender, I want H2O, the second one said I want H2O too. The second one died"

"90% of owning a dog is telling it to stop barking."