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Joke of the Day

"Everbody but Messi got a blowjob after the game cuz his dick was messi"

"Why did Johnny cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken."

"The coolest thing about dating Mystique from the X-men is the unlimited free food samples she can get for you at Costco."

"What they told you about Mormonism is a lie Because they can't tell the truth"

"There are 2 things I hate in this world... People who can't count."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."

"Every program on MTV could have been titled ""Jackass""."

"Dating websites I was on eharmony last night, why did it ask my height in inches?"

"What's the difference between sex and a corporation? In sex the person on top does most of the work."

"What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really Us just being pushed out of a vagina into our next life?"