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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? Triggernometry"
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"The bus carrying the Chinese tourists crashed. It hit a language barrier."
"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."
"So, this co-worker stated that she makes ice cubes with her leftover alcohol. I'm confused. What's leftover alcohol?"
"My professor accused me of plagiarism His words, not mine."
"I've been using Vim for 5 years... Mainly because I don't know how to exit it"
"Would everyone in the room who believes in telekinesis... Please raise my hand?"
"Hippies. Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'."
"I saw a veteran begging in the street which made me very upset But then I remembered I wasn't required to give the military quarters."
"Lawyers and Prostitutes If a solicitor engages in solicitation and a prostitute engages in prostitution, then why do prostitutes get booked for solicitation and solicitors get paid to screw people?"