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Joke of the Day
"To catch chlamydia, you have to think like chlamydia."
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"A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a doctor, an engineer and a blond walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?"""
"A guy kept telling his girlfriend not to turn her head away near the end of a blow job...... Did she listen ? Nope..... it went in one ear and out the other"
"Why can't you hear the pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent"
"Two fish were in a tank... ...one turns to another and says ""any idea how to drive this thing?"""
"An iphone user walks into a bar, a hotel, or a field. He's not too sure"
"If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?"
"Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber? Char-Jar Binks"
"My girlfriend says I have a sharp tongue ... But I think she's just menstruating."
"What's the favorite whiskey of Unidan? Jackdaw Niel's"