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Joke of the Day
"Two fish were in a tank... ...one turns to another and says ""any idea how to drive this thing?"""
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"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out"
"Trainer: Why do you want to learn jujitsu? Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries."
"While in prison, I asked the Calvinist, ""Why did you kill your family?"" He answered, ""I had to know."""
"Where do generals keep their armies? in their sleevies"
"My friend said he'll shave his hair for the first time in forever... I told him it was a....*bold* move."
"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick."
"I used to do the hokey pokey everyday... ... But then I turned myself around."
"Did you see that Walmart will be closing about 500 stores by the end of the year...? It's going to put about 12 cashiers out of work."
"I like my women the way I like my wine... 15 years old and locked in my cellar on a rack."