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Joke of the Day
"Two fish were in a tank... ...one turns to another and says ""any idea how to drive this thing?"""
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"What kind of meth do nerds like? Xbox SmartGlass"
"Drew Barrymore Now I just need to colour him in"
"A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men... ...who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts 'Nien! Nien!', so two of them left."
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"Just because you are chubby and heartbroken doesn't mean you must sing Adele's song on Karaoke."
"Jewish If a Jew celebrates christmas they're only Jewish."
"In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokemon Go!"
"I want to start body building. I just need to find out where hospitals put the cadavers."