48037

Joke of the Day

"The number of ""followers"" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12."

"So I just found out my grandpa was in the Holocaust. He worked up in one of the guard towers"

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"

"A lizard that can't walk: From what is it suffering? Reptile Dysfunction"

"A king gets murdered in his sleep... Two of his most loyal servants found the body, with a sword in the king's chest. One the servants turns to the other and says ""Wow, he must have had a bad knight."""

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail"

"Rioters are breaking into antique music stores across the country damn Luters."

"This is probably going to sound really gay, but the sunset is GORGEOUS right now and I love making out with dudes."

"Why does Poland stay from Germany? a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly"