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Joke of the Day

"Don't keep grudges, let everything aside and give a good hug to your enemies!!! ...when you are really sick"

"How can a man take an abortion pill? He just picks one up and leaves."

"""Oh, not much, just grooming my magnificent, powerful wings, you?"" -Pegasus every time a normal horse calls him"

"Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed."

"Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? Just the people who were in charge of that decision."

"Where do tv's go on vacation? To remote Islands"

"PMS jokes are not funny Period"

"Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan? Because Satan has more politicians to help him."

"Dropped a Q-tip, but I caught it before it hit the ground. The ninja behind me said, ""Whoa."" Then we high-fived."

"What makes Stevie wonder? What everything looks like."