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Joke of the Day
"What makes Stevie wonder? What everything looks like."
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"I'm pretty white but I don't know any white people jokes. Got any?"
"I met Jesus once but he was kind of a dick He was all ""holier-than-thou"""
"My financial situation is so bad, I'M being sponsored by a child in Africa"
"What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone"
"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"
"I think people who use ""go fly a kite"" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults."
"I saw in the newspaper that my town was searching for a pedophile. I called in thinking I could help but it turns out that it wasn't actually a job opening."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."
"She threw me out after discovering I had no cooked bread... She is lack-toast intolerant."