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Joke of the Day
"What makes Stevie wonder? What everything looks like."
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"What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula."""
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"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"Don't you hate it when... [NSFW] ...you could have actually viewed that Reddit post at work?"
"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."
"Birth control??? Here watch my kids for 10 minutes."
"Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina? Because droids can't get service."
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar... ...it was tense."
"My dictionary got into an argument with my thesaurus. They had words."