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Joke of the Day
"Where do tv's go on vacation? To remote Islands"
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"So a woman walks out of a doctor's office and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says : - What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ? - No ma'am, CANCER !"
"Procrastination is a really deep word. I'll tell you guys the rest some other day."
"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"
"Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke Joke Jooooooooke."
"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"
"What looks like a dog sounds like a dog eats like a dog but isn't a dog? A pup."
"What do you call a fat cow..? Your mum"
"What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"[talking to daughter's art major boyfriend] ""You know who else had a pointy beard? Satan."""