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Joke of the Day

"Dropped a Q-tip, but I caught it before it hit the ground. The ninja behind me said, ""Whoa."" Then we high-fived."

"Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate."

"What do you call a Chameleon that cant change colors? A reptile dysfunction..."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!"

"Seriously, if I were a manager at Burger King, my answer to every complaint would be, ""You're at Burger King."""

"I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture. I thought I had won but when I got home from work the tables were turned."

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up."

"A man walks into a graveyard bar ""Can I get a beer?"" he asks as he walks up to the bar. ""I'm sorry,"" replies the bartender. ""We serve only spirits."""

"Everyone on here complains about ""the hivemind"" and ""circlejerk"" ruining the site I don't get it, it's not like it's Comcast or anything?"

"My biological clock must be off.. I'm getting morning wood in the evening"