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Joke of the Day
"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin get in the Bat mobile."
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"Now that the new bills have Harriet Tubman on them... if you put one on a television does that make it a tele-tubbie?"
"You know what they say about a man with cold hands...... No gloves."
"Shortest joke ever? ""Pretentious? Moi?"""
"What do you say if you're testing a new firearm? ""I'll take a shot"""
"Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."
"I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn't get a propaganda at him."
"I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs head No he replied, it's just how I come my hair."
"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"
"Doctor, How was the surgery? surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!"