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Joke of the Day
"Shortest joke ever? ""Pretentious? Moi?"""
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"What's the difference between a personal trainer and a bully? None, they still take your money after beating you up. Edit: sorry for the typo."
"How to leave someone on the edge of their seat:"
"Friends from school are like hot dogs You have them because they're there, not because you love them"
"When I lay down to go to sleep, I watch Hillary Clinton rallies It is much more convenient than counting sheep individually."
"My longest relationship was when an Uber driver took me all the way to the airport once."
"Google is the #1 company in the world. How about them apples ?"
"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"
"Did you here about that concert where the frontman flung his crap into the crowd? The shit reeeeeeally hit the fan"
"Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares."