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Joke of the Day
"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"
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"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son ... How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet? Because the 'p' is silent."
"The Republican Presidential Candidates"
"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."
"I'm ready for the cop-buddy film where they actually get along in the beginning but hate each other by the end."
"So a man wins an argument with his wife..."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...all over my crotch when I'm driving."
"If I got a dollar every time a girl said I wasn't her type, I'd be her type."
"My ex-girlfriend once said ""It's either me or Twitter."" I wonder how she's doing."