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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."
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"ME: I've expressed this political opinion so clearly, there's no way anyone could misinterpret it. THE INTERNET: lmao challenge accepted"
"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging freely. It's the woman that make it hard."
"I won't beheading to Iraq anytime soon"
"What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios? Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!"
"No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery."
"He died doing what he loved; shouting 'boo!' behind horses."
"What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter? Boo! T"
"What's the best way to fix a horse race? Evolution."
"Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row."