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Joke of the Day

"The only joke I know ....... What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch penis? A fungi to be with"

"A few years ago I dropped LSD with my ex-girlfriend and she wanted to get hot n heavy but I couldn't get it up. Now I get flaccid flashbacks."

"Knock knock joke I came up with over Christmas Knock knock Who's there? Would you like to talk about Jesus?"

"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a kidney bean on my face."

"I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn."

"My sister asked me to take off her clothes ;) 'No way! You're my sister!' 'But I incest.'"

"Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon? Because you gotta catch Jamal"

"What's the integral of 1/(cabin)? 1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out."

"When is a door not a door?? When it's ajar."

"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" - new york's most hated cab driver"