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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock joke I came up with over Christmas Knock knock Who's there? Would you like to talk about Jesus?"

"So apparently there's a team of refugees at the olympics this year. Do you reckon the Syrian refugees are on the rowing team?"

"I like to stand near people on gluten-free diets and eat as much gluten as I can and say things like ""Mmmm, sweet gluten."""

"What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting."

"We trace hands to make turkeys. Quite a handy technique."

"Starbucks coffee and Adam Hills. ""Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You're going to get it, but its going to be rough."" Adam Hills"

"I never really liked the word syllable. It's seems pretty full of itself."

"I can understand leaving a baby unattended-- but your phone!!"

"How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it."" <Tips fedora>"

"After the election, everyone wonders why people voted for Trump. The French know the answer 'Ils se sont trumpe' (I was wrong = je me suis trompe)"