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Joke of the Day
"My sister asked me to take off her clothes ;) 'No way! You're my sister!' 'But I incest.'"
Next Joke
"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird"
"""You promise you didn't get me bees again"" [me from a distance] just open it"
"Shout-out to my grandma Because that's the only way she can hear me."
"They say all (hot) dogs go to heaven. Does that mean all burgers end up in burgertory?"
"Which pool ball do guys most commonly stick up their ass? The cue ball so they don't have to buy a whole set when it gets stuck Edit: It doesn't matter because you can buy individual billiards balls"
"What comes after Q Jokes? /r/Jokes"
"Whenever It Rains, My Wife Just Stands At The Window Looking Kind Of Sad Maybe I Should Let Her In"
"Tomorrow is the 4th of July which means one thing, it's going to be a really big day for nail art Instagram photos."
"You really gotta hand it to short people.. Because they usually can't reach it anyways."