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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon? Because you gotta catch Jamal"
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"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
"My friend told me I didn't ""understand"" irony. But then he got a flat tire. Oh, the sweet irony."
"If water is h20, what is ice H2O^3"
"Scientists have discovered the number one food that kills a woman's sex drive Wedding cake"
"What do you call it when homeless people have sexual relations? Hoboerotic"
"Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car."
"Anyone else feeling solipsistic? No-one?"
"How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult? It's like, oh you gave birth to me? Please enjoy this fancy candle."
"The Red Hot Chili Peppers failed to show up to their concert last night. They're now known as the Red Hot Chili Flakes."