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Joke of the Day

"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."

"Saw an ad for a mirror. It said ""Never used"". How, then, did they know it was a mirror?"

"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Because their horns dont work!"

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not."

"What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north."

"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."

"When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? 'Cuse me?"

"The teacher asked the class if everyone got the syllabus. Jimmy raised his hand and said, ""No, I took the boring short bus to school."""

"What is the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen and the other eats raw men."

"Someone asked me if I wanted to watch Richard the third. I Said 'I haven't the seen the first 2'"