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Joke of the Day

"The teacher asked the class if everyone got the syllabus. Jimmy raised his hand and said, ""No, I took the boring short bus to school."""

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"A Tree walks into a bank... ...and says to the teller, ""I'd like to take out a loan."" The teller replies, ""You'll have to talk to our branch manager."""
"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."
"My belly is fat My brain has delay. You guessed it right. I'm from NA."
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