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Joke of the Day

"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."

"What Is The National Bird Of Pakistan.. ***General Atomics MQ-1 Predator***"

"When the food packaging says ""serves 3 - 4 people The fat controller laughed ""you are wrong"""

"My friend asked why his computer kept crashing. I told him, 'because they can't drive' . (Girlfriend told me this joke)"

"I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well... I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh."

"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"

"Did you hear about the government funded study that found that vicious but restrained dogs could have a sobering effect on people using LSD? It was a taxes chained-dog acid-cure."

"How do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it"

"I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food."

"Breaking news: Messi won't be playing against Netherlands He is suffering from extreme abdominal pain caused uncontrollable laughter caused by watching Brazil vs Germany"