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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen and the other eats raw men."

"drugs lead to nowhere....but at least its the scenic route"

"Don't forget to insult random strangers on the internet today, morons. <3"

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"

"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"

"I just had the biggest bowel movement of my life then turned around and the toilet was empty. Needless to say I completely lost my shit"

"A con artist, a pervert, and a racist walks into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says ""The usual, Mr. Trump?"""

"Sex is like a game of cards. ....if you Dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!!!!"

"When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture."

"I am part of the 1% Well, at least my cell phone battery is."