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Joke of the Day

"When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? 'Cuse me?"

"What is Bielefeld's Zip Code? 404"

"What do you call someone who masturbates on a plane? A highjacker"

"Not really a joke, but I thought of a way to diss three people at once. When you see someone's baby the first time, say ""so your mom did tell you how to make ugly babies"""

"What do you call Jewish folk that died from agent orange? *german accent* Orange Juice"

"Why did Marxism never catch on in England? Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea."

"I'm in a band called 1023 megabytes... We haven't had a gig yet"

"What's the main ingredient in mana potions? Caster sugar."

"Reports coming in from Detroit that during his visit to the church, Trump was AXED.... ....a lot of questions."

"What do you call the western half of Kenya? Kenya West"