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Joke of the Day

"What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date? I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic."

"""Harry Potter"" is pretty much ""Sex And The City"" for people who will never have sex, in any city."

"Instructions for falling down stairs... Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 8"

"Passed a sign that says, ""All you can eat, $30/person"" but I don't think I can eat $30 worth of people."

"Saint Peter: Name M: David SP: You're in M: Even after that night in Nogales?! SP *winks* *takes a step* *trap door opens* SP: Sucka!"

"Otherwise I think this is a good joke, but the title says otherwise"

"I like my women like I like my cars ...All black and twenty eight hundred pounds!"

"Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone."

"What does a feminist doorbell say? Stop-oppressing-me"

"Just updated my resume. Hobbies section now includes: ""Currently tied with Lance Armstrong in Tour de France victories."""