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Joke of the Day
"What does a feminist doorbell say? Stop-oppressing-me"
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"Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. Him: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!"
"Which famous hip hop group are very open about their ongoing battle with their bowel habits? Public Enema"
"America is going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president. You could say they are going toupee for it."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat."
"What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song? Night moooves. Sorry..."
"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."
"A man was stabbed in the stomach in an alley... he was gonna punch him back, but he didn't have the guts."
"My sexual desires have been getting out of control... But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."
"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"