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Joke of the Day

"Saint Peter: Name M: David SP: You're in M: Even after that night in Nogales?! SP *winks* *takes a step* *trap door opens* SP: Sucka!"

"A psychic dwarf just escaped from prison... Apparently there's now a small medium at large"

"David Hume's 'Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion' was published after his death, or in other words... it was published posthumeously."

"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"

"*tips fedora at mosquito* M'laria"

"I got a boner at a funeral today.... Mourning wood."

"The reason iPad has no camera is that there's no way to take a good pic while laughing at how goofy you'd look using it as a big ass camera."

"A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a farmer, his daughter, a horse, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this? A joke?"""

"Nice try ""blocked number"", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."

"What do you call a redditor that doesn't use the search button in /r/jokes? A bastard. [Source](http://i.imgur.com/p16XxgE.jpg)"